Kids Say The Darnedest Things..

dignitea:

I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.

(via lady-aurora)

iwishihadafather:

when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”

(via lrvin)

221cbakerstreet:

kittening:

a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans

a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums

do you see the problem with this

a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY

and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction

(via lady-aurora)

egberts:

pop lock and put it down gently

(via hephaestuselbow)

dampsandwich:

hnasty:

dampsandwich:

lol weird, theres like 80 million blogs and like .05% of the them are following me

That’s 4 million. I don’t think you should be complaining…………

yo why is there a math teacher on tumblr

(via hephaestuselbow)

• Tumblr app: I'm done loading
• Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
• Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

(via dearneverlander)

mareeps:

the word ‘phonetically’ doesn’t even start with an f. shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us

(Source: drarna, via lrvin)

rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

(via lrvin)